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If you get really fed up, cheer yourself with the Larry Button

The BMMC hold a “Noggin & Natter” evening at the White Horse Silverstone on the first Tuesday of each month approx 20.00. All welcome, members or not.

Hostelries
Eastcote Arms.

Gayton Rd Eastcote Nr Towcester

My occasional watering hole, good beer at reasonable prices. The main attraction is a reasonably thriving six o'clock club, featuring excellent banter and even some serious conversation. Quite a few motorsport and rugby people.

 

 

Red Lion Fosters Booth

A5 Fosters Booth Nr Towcester

My main watering hole, now under new ownership (good). Excellent beer with prices at the local average. Six o'clock club really good on Fridays, other early evenings can be a bit erratic. Later on is usually good.

The bonus is that it has customers who are down to earth and genuine as, is the excellent food.

Various car clubs finish their rallies there. 

My Mother in law has written a book about the history of Flamborough, a small fishing village in East Yorkshire. It is written in the local dialect as the locals spoke when recalling their youth. Check it out on http://www.flamborough.org.uk

A wonderful restaurant which we have visited a few times.

Estamet Plassendale Ostend Belgium

A Small restaurant idyllically sited at the junction of two canals just outside of Ostend.  They specialize in seafood although the rest of the menu is absolutely first class. I can recommend the palin (eels) as one of the finest dishes I have tasted. We came out of the place like little  (or large!) Michelin people. Most certainly not the least expensive place we have been to, but well worth the money. Highly recommended, and a beer for those who manage to find it without the aid of sat-nav!

Check it out on www.estaminet-plassendale.be

 

No Name Bar Foxton Locks Leicestershire.

We went to lunch at a pub called the Foxton Locks near Market Harborough (next to Gartree jail). Canal side very picturesque.

The food was good, but the pub was terribly touristy, full of Leicester's finest in their tracksuits. The locals and canal people clearly also have the same opinion as they have opened their own little bar in a lovely little cottage on the opposite bank to the pub. The bar is basic, quarry tiles, white painted bricks small bar counter-delightful!

Excellent beer Adnams at a good price and rolls, pasties Etc at similarly economic prices! All in all a tremendous find. Thanks Rob!

Faros Restaurant Fourkos, Halkidiki Greece.

Superb Greek food, massive log fire (needed) great owner.

Nice Tench

The net is 22 inches in diameter, honest!

 

Humour

Try This Site  I don't know who he is, but he is certainly eccentric!

From the news quiz on Radio 4, a quote from a local newspaper.

"The deaf society held their annual general meeting in the town hall last night, proceedings started with a minutes silence...........

Shopping

This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:
 
Dear Mrs Murray
 
While we thank you for your valued custom and use ofthe Tesco Loyalty Card, the manager of our store inBanbury is considering banning you and your family
from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.  Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:
 
1. June 15:  Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples trolleys when they weren't looking.
 
2. July 2:  Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
 
3.  July 7:  Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
 
4.  July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone "Code 3" in housewares.....and watched what happened.
 
5.  August 14:  Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
 
6.  September 15:  Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.
 
7.  September 23:  When the deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
 
8.  October 4:  Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose and ate it.
 
9.  November 10:  While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.
 
10.  December 3:  Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
 
11.  December 6:  In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
 
12.  December 18:  Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
 
13.  December 21:  When an announcement came over the loud speaker assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again".
 
And, last but not least:
 
14  December 23:  Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."
 
Yours sincerely
 
Charles Brown
Store Manager